iz gotz ah fann & sheez b a wite grill!

i nowz dat iz b verriy poopuler wif mi bruvaz da blak peepel cuz i b a jeanyus wif a eyeQ ov 199.000% circumfyid. dey lookz 2 mi 4 imspurashun an da fakkz dat i gott. datz cuz iz hadz momkee brane sellz skwirtid inda mah eerz bye doctah mangella & dat doktahh mad me smat braned mudafukka. da monke sellz mugratid 2 da brane en my haid & imcrezzed mi eyeq iQUE 2 geenyis lavil. datz wah madd mee a blak jeenyes butt mi frist fann awn dis blugg b a witee & b a gril 2. usuliee da wite gurlz sez dat i b a blak nigga butt dis won sayz da shee wana b mi freennd. is guezzis dat dis gril b inprussid wif mi wryten skilz an imtullekt. mebbe iz gitz a dait wif herr laytir awn butz is frist gots ta git ridd of da napey haided ho i be wif. herr nam b towindaa an shee b reel fatt an likkz 2 smok krak a lott. naww i knoz dat da wite grilz likk booz an reffha bettah den da krak cuz it sav dem moneee cuz bozz & reffuh b cheepah den da krak iz. iz gottz monee 4 booz an da reffah an da krak so mebbe da wite gril wilz b imturistid inn gowin onz a dait wif mee. bye da wey wite gril iz don havv noo sipphiliz orr da gungaria orr da AYDZ orr noo jenitil wartz onn mi jonsun an itt b beeg 2. mi sheeit b kleen wif noo dizeazez. cinsurley da blak geanyuss.