noww Iz gotz too fanz

hulo toodae 2 u. Iz gotz a noo fullowah an hiz nam b dik brunz. hee b a blougaa an hee gotz a neet syte kald dikk brnez blag ov lif &lilz.. hee eveidintlee b a jeenyus 2 cuz hhe likz da blak geenyis. dat cshooz dat hee havs a hi ique.awn hiz ctyte u kin c tittez ov wite grilz  sumtimz u ken c sum bootez 2. eyez likk wite gurlz cuz dey b pritey an don lokk lik apez. dat b rassis butt itt b da truf. Iz havvunt herd frum da occota mam latlee butt i8 gess shee b bisee oarr shee b rassis. eye axed herr 4 saxx butt  shee aant gotz bak 2 me. shee prolly putin awn sum makkupp sew shee wil lokk guud 4 me.

i needz sum impuut frum mi reddahz

iz wuz thinkkin. i b a blak jeenyis so iz thikz a lott  i wuz wondrin if iz shood chage da foomatt of da blagg wif pictuhz orr mebbe sum pokkadotz o sompin likk dat. anie imputt frum da reeduz wood b aprceeatid. thnkk u da blak geenyis.

iz gotz anudda poast 4 u 2 reed.

iz wuz lokkin awn da googil statisktikz & itt shoowd dat i b a geinyus cuz i b lisstid supah fas. cdere b al kinz ov lisstinz wen dere wassnit b4. datz cuwse iz usis keeywuds in mi bloog liks day sayz 2 doo

iz gotz ah fann & sheez b a wite grill!

i nowz dat iz b verriy poopuler wif mi bruvaz da blak peepel cuz i b a jeanyus wif a eyeQ ov 199.000% circumfyid. dey lookz 2 mi 4 imspurashun an da fakkz dat i gott. datz cuz iz hadz momkee brane sellz skwirtid inda mah eerz bye doctah mangella & dat doktahh mad me smat braned mudafukka. da monke sellz mugratid 2 da brane en my haid & imcrezzed mi eyeq iQUE 2 geenyis lavil. datz wah madd mee a blak jeenyes butt mi frist fann awn dis blugg b a witee & b a gril 2. usuliee da wite gurlz sez dat i b a blak nigga butt dis won sayz da shee wana b mi freennd. is guezzis dat dis gril b inprussid wif mi wryten skilz an imtullekt. mebbe iz gitz a dait wif herr laytir awn butz is frist gots ta git ridd of da napey haided ho i be wif. herr nam b towindaa an shee b reel fatt an likkz 2 smok krak a lott. naww i knoz dat da wite grilz likk booz an reffha bettah den da krak cuz it sav dem moneee cuz bozz & reffuh b cheepah den da krak iz. iz gottz monee 4 booz an da reffah an da krak so mebbe da wite gril wilz b imturistid inn gowin onz a dait wif mee. bye da wey wite gril iz don havv noo sipphiliz orr da gungaria orr da AYDZ orr noo jenitil wartz onn mi jonsun an itt b beeg 2. mi sheeit b kleen wif noo dizeazez. cinsurley da blak geanyuss.

i b poastin

i b poastin a lotta stuf one da odda bloggz cuz i gotz lotz of fieeindz an iz wantz 2 kummunikate wif dem soz dey noz dat i b a blak jeanyuz wif a Ikew of 259.00% sertimfied. al doze wite muvaz aint gots da intuleckt dat iz do.

blak imvenshuns

iz gots summpin ta sayy 2 u bout blak imventzahs. ded u no dat blak peepel imventsed da lite boob? dey dids doo dat an dey iventsed da telemobision 2 an da nukklular racktur an da trafik lite 2. dey aslo imventzed peenutz an da ceel fon an da duspin an da com an da bruum an al da jipshuns wuz blak 2. krakaz sayz dat goptshunz wuz witeez butt iz no bettah cuz i b a blak geenyus wif a ique ov 233.00% circimfied. aneywon dat don thikz dat b rassis an a wite mudafukka. niggaz aslo imvensid da cedd planta an da kar an da truk an da tawlit. dem witeez dun imvensed nuffin an stolz al dat dy gotz frum da blak doodz.

e ekalz em see skwared

no dat pruvz dat i b a genieyus cuz iz undastans da spezieal thoree ov relativitee. ya se a dood namd euynsteen dun sayed dat en 1964 wen mawtun loofa kong sayed hee haz a deram. da bruvaz alwez lokked att mi az a geak  cuz iz hadz mi haid en da skoolbookz soe is coud furrthur mi edumacatshun an b a rokkit cyintist butt att leas dey don cal mi nigga lik al ov dose wite grilz doo.

uh noo poast 4 u

iz gotz hom lassnite frum the poleece stashun afta da mafukkin peegs sayd dat iz b a nigguh krak deelluh. dat nott b tru cuz i drivs a gerbuge truk en mi spar tym. den da napy haiedid ho datz iz livs wif sayd dat shee guna havz a babee so i givz da bich monee ta gits da kidd riped owt att da poblick boshun klinick. iz alredde haz nuf keedz ma owne sef cuz iz fukkd lotz a grilz cuz i b a gud lokkin blak geneyus wif a beeg stif dik. iz likks da wite gurlz a lott 2 butt day alweez calz me a nigga so iz rapps dare botties 4 fukin wif me. dem wite gerlz b rassis sow iz givs dem what day axed 4.

hulo dere i be da blak geneyis

llow mee ta intradoose ma seph i b da blak geneyis. iz gotz a eyeq ov 258.00 % circimfyed cuz i b gemiticaly inhandsted wif xtra brane sels. dere b a aficun merikun doctah naymed menuto dat skwitid dem selz en mah earz an dey mygrutid upsid mi haid. soo iz b won smat mafukka wen itt cumz ta ritin an sheeit. iz gunna poast sum othua thangz wen iz gitz rond 2 itt, kilz al da witeez bruvaz!

nowhaimsayin mayn?